I have some serious clues that the Belgian Ministry of Magic is located in Leuven.
My parents wake me up with a phonecall every morning, because they're afraid that I won't get out of bed.
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got financial stability and are looking to improve yourself as a person hun.
As a man, I think the female orgasm is better, it just looks like so much fun.
The province of Limburg receives development funds of the EU. At this moment they are making the transition from square wheels to rounded ones. And yesterday they celebrated NYE. #sloowww
I was so focused on studying that I forgot I was masturbating.
I once called a Fakbar steward a red coat wanker.
Mom: how did your exam go? Was it difficult?
Me: yes...
Mom: so u failed it?
Me: I don't know...
Mom: it's okay to fail it, so many drop out of school and find jobs!
Me: (speechless)
Thank you for always supporting me mom...
I never watch 'Het Weer', because Frank Deboosere doesn't say 'Morgen ben ik er weer met meer weer' anymore.
Girls who can pull off that sexy one-sided smile with the corner of their mouth really get me going.
I think it's easier to talk English with a foreigner than talking Dutch with a West-Vlaming.
Already checking your 'studievoortgangsdossier' because maybe the prof allready put some results on it.
Studying can get lonely and my ex has this nasty habit of looking beautiful. I wish she'd stop doing that.
My grandpa had a painting saying "Oude Liefde Roest Niet".
Fanny van Kiekeboe, your ass will be mine one day.