I'm a guy and I want to get dominated by a girl, is this so weird?
I hate people who still use xp xd xP xD xo.
Giscorrectie, the one thing that is more annoying and hateful than Justin Bieber.
Is it just me or do you like one of your eyebrows more than the other?
I imagine my brain cells are a wanna be Conchita Wurst during the blok screaming "we are unstoppable!".
Yesterday I was sucking my boyfriend, until he randomly said "my protjes stinken today naar rotte eikes!" #goestingover #zoekmaariemandanders
Purposely making spelling errors in your confessions and see if the admins correct it.
I'm considering to start meditating during my chemistry exam. Maybe this will help me go into the avatartrance and master all the elements... #periodictable
I think university is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. And everything is on fire because you're in hell.
I think some people on this page get likes on their comments simply because they're attractive.
The only fun thing in den blok is seeing what smurf I get on my smurfenkoeken package today.
Yesterday I had a mental breakdown when my mom told me to clean up my room because the kuisvrouw is coming, whut?
Dear Johan Quaegebeur,
Just wanted to let you know that your math exam today would have it's place on websites like bestgore, skoften, rotten,.. BECAUSE IT WAS MURDER, ANAL RAPE AND DECAPITATION OF EVERY CELL IN MY BODY.
Sincerely,
A student 1st Bach TEW
I like kiddibul better than real cava or champagne.
I have a crush on professor Missiaen.