I once made out with a guy twice my age, married, with four kids. Found out later. Puked.
I was happy when professor Masschelein left the exam. I secretly have a crush on her and I couldn't focus. She is so ravishing.
I consider making a 'dumb ways to fail' based on this page.
Stop met aanslagen plegen, ik probeer te leren.
My blok is ruined because I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. But then I cut off the sleeves of his favorite soccer shirt. Now his blok will be ruined too. Muhahaha #sweetrevenge
Am I the only one who wonders if my parents are good in bed?
Till today, I didn't know it was possible to get a 'tenniselleboog' because of too many piemelpauzes.
Everytime I read something in the news about radicals I always think of them as charged chemical elements. #blokhelpteenmensomzeep #superanoxide4life
Ik heb soms het mentale niveau van Zanger Rinus.
I'm wondering why I always went to class, cause I don't remember a word of it...
I want to work at a sperm bank for one day so I could say to every dude 'thanks for coming'.
(cfr. 2322) Confirmed by HIR, Q strikes again...
You're not a real couple until you have a pregnancy scare.
Literally every time I get on Facebook, another person I know from high school is having a baby.
Not eating a girl out after she gave you a blowjob is just rude.