I'm really hoping my future husband is doing well in school, because I'm failing... #backupplan
I giggle everytime I pass FabLab. #TheFappening
Wrote "Jesus is the answer" for question 4 in algebra. Currently hoping prof Rijmen's unibrow has a sense of humor.
I want to punch my friend, who said that x!nk was gay, in the face.
My boyfriend is so sexy when he is studying.
Walking in the new Delhaize for the first time and feeling like you're going on an adventure.
When I have to study all day long, I don't put on underwear. Just because it's easier when I get horny and need to masturbate, which happens a lot...
I'm secretly looking forward to being able to wear "crocs" without the shame when I do my medical internship. #uglybutcomfy #theblokmakesyouthink
I love how Coldplay feels sorry for girls who are terrible at giving blowjobs. "When you try your best but you don't suck seed".
I think I accidentally got a boyfriend...
#notforeveraloneanymore #blokmakespeoplecrazy
Whenever I need serious motivation to study, I go to Jaden Smith's twitter page. #MostTreesAreBlue #PeopleThinkTheyHaveToChoose #HatersAreJustPreCreatorsWhoNeedTheSeedOfGreatness
As a straight guy, I'm pretty embarrassed to admit that I would love to see 50 shades of grey as well.
2366. Q-group therapy compilation:
"Quaegebuer - HIR: 1-0"
"Handelsingenieur in spe? Neenee zei de Q."
"Good job Q, your exam was beautifull! Easier than I expected... I would be happy with a 5/20."
"Ik zal het maar doen voordat iemand anders het doet. Dagenlang leef je naar het moment toe en nu is het dan toch voorbij. Ik ben ontmaagd.
Meermaals, door het examen van Q, in de kont.
Why the fack is everyone always liking the posts of Virgin Radio Lebanon? I don't need to see that fake emotional bullshit.
Sorry mum, I failed all my exams because I had to play Counter-Strike as a preparation for when the terrorists arrive. You won't be mad anymore when I knife them in the garden.