Lilys loud chewing kind of makes me feel weird in a good way.
My friends and I brought champagne and truffles to our dearest profs last class. For us, though, not for him.
I'm such a hopeless romantic. I've sent a letter across the world for a guy that didn't even write back. I'm still in love with a guy who treated me as his queen at first but now ignores me. Oh and I took someones virginity and ignored him after that. #MyBad.
I have, more than once, thought about becoming a prostitute. It's the same amount of sex, I'd only get money for it and a different status.
One of my tinder matches came to my place 2 days after we matched and we did not have sex. I don't know if I should be proud or disappointed.
Your girlfriend doesn't truly love you until she tolerates your farts.
That awkward moment when you like the teacher that your friends seem to hate.
Can someone adopt my grades? I can't raise them...
They said I couldn't do it, they said it would be too hard. But I followed my dream and became a Pokémon master in 10 hours. Time well spent.
The Blok: When your parents don't bat an eye anymore around the fact that you're lying in the bathtub on some pillows with only your underwear and a shirt on because the bathroom is less distracting for studying.
A Haiku about Finals
I am really fucked
Where did the semester go
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I imagine "de fiscus" as an old man living in a room filled with money.
I used to get a crush on every guy that just spoke to me... #shygirlproblems
Ik wil leven, ik wil vrij zijn! #FokDeBlok
I sometimes hide my money in my statistics book, probably the last place someone is gonna look.