All I want is just to appa yip yip with momo on my shoulder.
Sometimes I feel like I'm in Mexico, when girls wear those poncho's in the library.
I tend to like women named Lotte, Lore, Lonne or Hanne.
Actually I'm jealous of Kanye because he can be such a douche, play it off and still fuck Kim in her poepgaatje.
So, I was setting up my new wifi router today and the perverted teenager in me gave up as password "MyPenis". I wait a second and see on the screen "Error. Not long enough.".
I always say: 'Vente komen en vente gaan mer alcohol zal altijd blijven bestaan!''
The only reason i go to the library is to spot hot guys, allow kroket!
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Girls studying Psychology always tell they are studying Psychology because they "want to help people", while they just desperately seek a way to fix themselves.
I seriously should stop watching or listening to Frozen,
maybe I should let it go...
I havent used the kitchen at my kot since I moved in. It was one year ago.
I'm 22 and afraid to start a new relationship because now we come at an age where it might be 'forever'.
I could use a paralegal like Rachel Zane during my exams, and it's not for studying! #Suitsmyonlymotivation
It's strange how people from high school who used to treat me like filth, act nice now we're studying in Leuven.