My family is at a chocolate fondu party. I love chocolate. I'm a girl. I have my period. And it's blok.
#krokodillentranen #cryingariver
I've had it with these motherfucking exams in this motherfucking month!
I heared the admins of KU Leuven Confessions are from Limburg. No wonder these confessions take so long to appear on the page...
That weird moment when you're doubting to pull off 'The Naked Man'... #HIMYM
I have a Masters of business economics. Still everytime I have to write down ʺbusinessʺ I read it like Balthazar Boma would do.
I just spent 5 euros to get to the next level on Candy Crush
#notaddicted #seecandyinmysleep
That awkward moment when you realise you've read all the KU Leuven confessions and you're desperately waiting for new ones to come...
I'm so happy Kleenex doekskes can't get pregnant.
As a 5 minute study break in the library, I scout possible locations to hide myself if a crazy guy with a gun or flame-thrower would walk in.
As a preparation for the exam bedrijfsfinancien I play a lot of rollercoaster tycoon.
My grandmother complimented me on my beard. It's the closest I've been to sex during the blok.
"Mama, de gel is op."
"JA ALS JIJ NU EENS BETER ZOU LEREN VOOR SCHOOL ZOU IK NIET ZO ONZEKER MOETEN ZIJN OVER JOUW TOEKOMST!"
#wellthatescalatedquickly
I don't think Freud got laid very much.
An eyelash fell on my smartphone, so I wished for good grades and kept scrolling.
Voor mijn mondeling begon
Prof: Ik heb u precies zo weinig in de les gezien dit jaar?
Ik: Tgoh ja, dieje berg he...
#MooieEersteIndruk