I blew off a serious relationship because I thought I wasn't ready for something 'forever'. 8 months later & worst decision ever. And no, I'm not gonna cry a river and build a bridge.

I hate when I lose things at school, like my pens, self motivation and stuff..

Because of 'den blok' I was late for my first Fight Club last night so I missed the introductory rules of Fight Club. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd recommend Fight Club to everyone.

My friend supports me to have sex with a random friend, in order to feel less embarrassed when telling her sex stories to me.

All my fb friends are like ‘Yes, I have got tickets for AC/DC!’ and I am sitting here like ‘AC/DC is coming to Belgium!?’ #theblokisolatesme #Iknowfromnothing #soldout #missedopportunity

The first guy on 'Auto show in Detroit' on snapchat is a hottieke.

Looking at my own profilepics just to see that I CAN look good. #4wekenhetzelfdeaan #stinkinglikeasmurf

I laugh at myself because I'm hilarious but slightly cry because my life is a mess. #blokyougotmerightthere

It's funny to see the names of the people who liked confession #2406.

Everyone around me is studying and I'm just sitting here, faking it.

When I have to research something on the internet, I open my browser and automatically go to facebook. The research will have to wait a little bit longer. #facebookisverslavend

I had nice fingernails before the blok started.... aaaaand they're gone.

After every ten minutes, I take my calculator to calculate the number of pages i've already learned that day. #nomotivationifnopagenumbering

I don't have piemelpauzes, I have prickpauzes. I go on tinder and laugh at pricks with mirrorpics and weird names.

I found out something strange:
In Dutch it's acht,
In Spanish it's ocho,
In Italian it's otto,
In French it's huit,
In English it's eight.
But if you put an N in front it stays the same.
In Dutch it's Nacht,
In Spanish it's Nocho = noche,
In Italian it's Notto = notte,
In French it's Nhuit = nuit,
In English it's Neight = night.
De blok is playing tricks with my mind.
#Amicrazy #maybeilluminati #Iamaburgienottaalenletterkunde