To the girl in the central library wearing a sweater with palmtrees on it: burn in hell. I just can't handle so much holiday feelings right now.
I'm a-Freud I won't pass my filosofy exam.
People often forget that the best boyband was from Belgium . #GetReady! #MijnLiefdeVoorJouIsDiepZoDiep
Every time I walk down the stairs in de Cbib I imagine myself in a big dress and a prince waiting at the end... yes I'm a guy #DisneyFantasies #IveBeenDreamingOfATrueLoveKiss
I don't always want to punch people in the face. But when I do, it's when people tell me they already finished their exams. #fml #ExamensTotDen30ste
I think McDonald's is the biggest meth distributor in the world. The manager of the McDo in Leuven looks suspicious.
I peed, pooped, masturbated, had sex and vomited in the communal shower.
I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.
Yes I'm 19 and I still listen to x!nk on a daily basis, so what?
Everyone is so proud of their f*cking provincie, and I'm from de Walen, should I run?
I like to mix fruitsap with appelsap.
I don't always fall in love, but when I do, it's with a girl studying psychology. #butalwaystaken #fml
I've had sex just for sex with my ex a couple of times the months after we broke up. Looking back, it was pretty fucked up.
De moeder van zatte rené! Ik wou dat mijn mama ook zo was! "nie slagen é!"
The most interesting thing I learned today is that they sell canned fake vaginas in Japan.