My parents complain about the high cost of water we have. I always say, it's not me, but secretly I have a clit-kwartiertje in bad with the sprayer every day. #sorrynotsorry
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of someone who CAN afford an education, but is just too lazy too study?
I take one picture of myself everyday since de blok started so I can see the progress of my depression.
We all have that one friend who is liking confessions all day long and is probably gonna fail all his finals. Oh wait... That's me.
I always pick up money from the ground, even if it's only 1 cent. #wiehetkleinenieteertistgrotenieweert
When it was 6 december we got candy from sinterklaas in the aula, when a second sint arrived in the same aula he asked if we had already seen another sint, we all said no and got candy a second time. #thuglife
I always hide my Nalu underneath the table at Agora. You won't catch me AgoraPolice! #GBoy #Gangster #NoRulez #Badass
I wish guys would know their finger is not a minidick and can do a lot more movements than just in out in out...
Guys also have complexen. #backne #stretchmarks #belowaveragesizeddick
The wonderful sound of your dad and his girlfriend making out while you are studying in the next room... #earplugsin #horrible
Hey, it's okay to gather your course sheets in the right order after an exam just to save time in August.
I feel so important being an Acco shareholder.
I love to pop my zits, squash the pus between my fingers and sniff.
It's ironic that a game with a theme song saying "I wanna be the very best" actually makes you fail your exams.