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you da real MVP's.
Not sure if 'wetboek' or 'kleurboek'.
My life is so empty without new "Avatar: the legend of Korra" episodes.
My dick so long I can touch my own asshole.
My biggest dream right now is opening a titty bar in Leuven centre.
My girlfriend is so awesome, she gave my beard a name: Bartje. #blokmesseswithmysenseofhumor
People I started unfriending on Facebook recently:
Pregnant girls
New mothers
Herbalife coaches
I don't need to know you're eating like a cow.
I don't need to know your disgusting little ratfaced monster kept you up all night.
And I most certainly do not want to be a part of your sect of people with poo that smells like the bubonic plague.
Moah seg eeh Gertje, die filosofie van Pluto is toch moeilijk ze. Tis facking Plato Samson, Plato!
Everytime I'm afraid I smoke too much weed I just check wiz khalifa's facebook page.
Two years ago my mother wanted to know what my little brother is playing on his mobile. Today she is one of clash of clans' top 200 in local ranking. #addicted
I'm actually quite curious to Louiske from "Thuis" his results. He studies architecture and acts like it's a walk in the part. He probably won't have any "herries". Olijfke on the other hand...
Dove conditioner makes my hair so much softer than Ultra Doux, but Ultra Doux makes my hair smell like frangipane and I could really use that in my life in difficult times like this.
Like the pineapple-incident, I've got my own roadsign-incident. Woke up with no clue, still have no clue where it even comes from, and I will probably never know...
The premiere of the 5th season of Game of thrones in 83 days. So close, yet so far away. #deblokmaaktheternietmakkelijkerop