I always have a little mental breakdown when somebody says "tentamen" instead of "examen".
I really miss 'Blue Velvet tonight' when i'm opening my snapchat. I thought we had something special Sedgyfergo.
If you liked my comment, it means you're dtf, right?
Everytime I read musulman, I think of 'de mosselman'.
Laura Omloop is my guilty pleasure during the exam period. #ikwilmeer #jodeleijodeleijodelo
I dutch oven'ed my boyfriend yesterday while watching a movie in bed. He hasn't texted me since...
@2512: Er is een karaoke bar in Leuven. De Beethoven in de Brusselsestraat. You're welcome.
Hey you guy with the red cap today in the lecture room at the Cbib. Wanna procreate?
A guy from the course has added me on facebook today. Tomorrow we have the exam, and I am not going to accept the friendship until after the exam because I am afraid that he will ask me questions about the exam. #sorrynotsorry
I always forget to bring tape to my exam to put it on the mouths of the toezichthouders.
Those bitches can never be quiet!
Here's to all the boys who actually take relationships serious : THANK YOU !
Just make sure she doesn't break your heart, you deserve the best.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my ass when I masturbate.