I have so much goesting to have wild animal sex with Kirsten Flipkens right now. No idea why.
I really hope Fakbar Letteren is doing a Bob de Bouwer party to start next semester.
Today was a really bad day. I spilled Freudsap on my philosophy book and then I realized that my Nietzschemachine was empty. #canthandleitanymore
Trying to pass a difficult exam is like being a magikarp. You try to splash but nothing happened.
I think I have a problem... I can't stop studying... Maybe I should go to rehab 'HDR' to get clean with some beer.
The first two things I did after watching this week's episode of 'De Biker Boys'?
1) Googling 'Claudia'
2) Piemelpauze
Ask how my exams are going one more time! I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!
You know you've studied too much philosphy when you read IS in the newspaper as intellectualistische symbooltheorie instead of Islamitische Staat... #damnyoufilosofie #thisdidnotjusthappen
I had my gf squirt massively during sex yesterday. Found out it's actually pee. But hey, I got her an orgasm which is nice.
I wish there was actually something as a master degree in 'finding gespleten haarpunten'. #onlygirlswillunderstand
2546 "@2533, don't ask me why, but I think that bar closed a while ago.
Today my parents told me they were very proud of me this exam period, because they saw that I, for once, was studying really hard. Never have they been so wrong...
Apparently after 3 years, I learned at least how to pretend to be studying.
How did 'Beestenbos is boos' end eventually? Were they still boos? What about the white deer and the wolves? And I hope at least Sufferd was still alive. But most important: what did the fox say?
I think I'm falling in love with my fuckbuddy.
I have never seen a football match of the red devils.