When I see a sweet old granny waiting for the bus, I realize there was a moment in her life she was choking on a dick. #canthelpit #disturbing
Why do chinese people always have 2 names? Like "Hi my name is Yves, but you can call me Jimmy".
I'm curious, how do you recognise a 'rechtenboy'?
I always take calming pills for oral exams because I freak out, but today I took the wrong pill. The prof said he’s glad that math excites me.
"Het zijn" is de mogelijkheidsvoorwaarde van de “zijnden”. In die zin is “het zijn” ook niet zichtbaar, want enkel die “zijnden” worden belicht door “het zijn”, terwijl de “zijnden” “het zijn” niet kunnen zijn.
WTF PARMENIDES?
I hope that maybe, if I ask nicely, the prof will give me a 12/20 for my first edition Charizard card. One point for every 10 HP is not too much to ask, is it?
During de blok I realize life is not a ponykamp.
Liefde is...
de blok overleven zonder een (zelf)moord te plegen.
I had a mental breakdown when my brother stole my last kroket.
I always thought K3 was for children, until I discovered what 'kuma' actually means in Swahilli (http://en.bab.la/dictionary/swahili-english/kuma) ... Come on kids, let's sing together: kuma he, kuma he, kuma kuma he... http://youtu.be/qlKEyWa5098

No need for a VRG sweater to recognise a rechtenboy!
I squirt everytime I cum, I can't help it! Because of this "new discovery" I'm ashamed about it so I'm scared to cum with my new boyfriend, these "researchers" are killing my sexlife.
My name is Gil. My friends call me 'batser' yet my family calls me Gilleke. Actually I don't give a fuck what they call me, as long as those webcam girls keep calling me darling I'm fine. #fokdeblok
Nieuw dieptepunt in de examens: Piemelpauzes met cleverbot.com.