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KU Leuven Confessions : #2570

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:46

I like the smell of asperge pipi.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2569

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:42

When I see a sweet old granny waiting for the bus, I realize there was a moment in her life she was choking on a dick. #canthelpit #disturbing

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2568

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:37

Why do chinese people always have 2 names? Like "Hi my name is Yves, but you can call me Jimmy".

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2567

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:27

I'm curious, how do you recognise a 'rechtenboy'?

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2566

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:26

I always take calming pills for oral exams because I freak out, but today I took the wrong pill. The prof said he’s glad that math excites me.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2565

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:24

"Het zijn" is de mogelijkheidsvoorwaarde van de “zijnden”. In die zin is “het zijn” ook niet zichtbaar, want enkel die “zijnden” worden belicht door “het zijn”, terwijl de “zijnden” “het zijn” niet kunnen zijn.
WTF PARMENIDES?

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2564

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:22

I hope that maybe, if I ask nicely, the prof will give me a 12/20 for my first edition Charizard card. One point for every 10 HP is not too much to ask, is it?

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2563

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:22

During de blok I realize life is not a ponykamp.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2562

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:02

Liefde is...
de blok overleven zonder een (zelf)moord te plegen.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2561

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 18:00

I had a mental breakdown when my brother stole my last kroket.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2560

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 15:43

I always thought K3 was for children, until I discovered what 'kuma' actually means in Swahilli (http://en.bab.la/dictionary/swahili-english/kuma) ... Come on kids, let's sing together: kuma he, kuma he, kuma kuma he... http://youtu.be/qlKEyWa5098

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2559

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 15:15

No need for a VRG sweater to recognise a rechtenboy!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2558

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 15:14

I squirt everytime I cum, I can't help it! Because of this "new discovery" I'm ashamed about it so I'm scared to cum with my new boyfriend, these "researchers" are killing my sexlife.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2557

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 15:12

My name is Gil. My friends call me 'batser' yet my family calls me Gilleke. Actually I don't give a fuck what they call me, as long as those webcam girls keep calling me darling I'm fine. #fokdeblok

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2556

Posted on 20 January 2015 at 15:11

Nieuw dieptepunt in de examens: Piemelpauzes met cleverbot.com.




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