Is it weird that sometimes I get horny of the thought that my cat would be licking nutella of my penis? #nokidding

I wonder if professors also take piemelpauzes/clitoriskwartiertjes while correcting the exams?

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their stomach?

I just want to be part of totally spies. #sam #alex #clover

I've shared this page with a professor I know personally. He was very curious and I haven't heard from him ever since.

Collarbones make me horny.

Everytime I study, I just stop studying and be miserable instead. #truestory

Being from West-Flanders, I sometimes feel like an Erasmus student.

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Today during my history exam, I got a question about the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that.

Sometimes I wonder about the mental age of those 18+ who still post 'Like & pb' and stuff on Facebook...

I speak like a caveman during the blok:
me hungry, me food now!
I'm not tired... zzz
brrr, light, scary
Tooo many words... oeh, fire.

Sommige bekentenissen hier doen mij echt vragen stellen bij de studenten die ik volgend semester terug in de aula zie. Als ik nog studenten heb na alle 'mental breakdowns' en p-pauzes.

I convince myself that it's already a good sign that I can calculate the chance I have to pass my exam kansrekenen & statistiek.

I fucked up my chemistry and statistics exams, now I'll probably become the worst fucking kinesist ever. #whydowelearnthisshit