Why do important people always have difficult names? Csikszentmihalyi? Seriously? #EasyNamesPlease

Exam is not multiple choice???

Screw you guys, I'm going heuume!

Now this is a story all about how, my points got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a buizer of a town called second year
In Gasthuisberg, born and raised
In GA2 is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all playin' some 2048 during the lecture
When a specific prof who was up to no good
Started giving exams I totally misunderstood
I didn’t got one excercise right and my cumulatieve studie-efficientie got scared
And said, "You're movin' with stralingsfysica to Augustus, be prepared
I was dissapointed and needed a beer
Then the news said ABInbev are raising their prices this year
If anything I could say that this day was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, I’m going to win the lottery and become a billionaire

I pulled up to my kot about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cursussen, "Yo homies, smell you later"
Looked at my bed, I was finally there
To sleep the rest of the day as a buizer of second year.

My mom always insists I take condoms to a festival just in case I'd be a tentsletje. #thanksmom

Did you know that as a KUL student you can look up what every other student studies? All you need is their name. https://cwisdb.kuleuven.be/studadm-sbin/stududs.pl

Anyone else who thinks that Joey should have ended up with Rachel and that Ross just died of aids or something, because he is a total jackass.

I swear my tea smells like lasagna... Am I broken?

Nick the studentflik blocked me on twitter.

On Tinder, whenever I see a girl with a boyfriend in the picture, I always swipe right. Regardless of attractiveness. I just do it to see how faithful they are. #thesehoesaintloyal

I am the one who bloks.

Eat Sleep Bib Repeat.

Everytime a see an ex, I wonder what I saw in him.

People who post: 'Yessss, my exams are over!' before I finished them, can burn in hell.

Everytime people say '10 years ago', I think of the 90s, but then I realize it's 2005...

The only 18 I am getting this semester is in panda points. #Ishouldreallygotoletterennextsemester