When I see I'm at the last page of my 789 pages book: *raising book* "NHAAAAAAAASEBENJAAA IKBENBIJNAKLAARNAHAAAAAAA"

I put €1 in a potje every time I have a piemelpauze, for a man with 60+ panda points, I am rich.

The sadness of constant studying vanished a little today by Rock Werchter finally adding some names to the line-up. #morenamesplease

So I got this fetish that has completely got out of hand. It all started with using handcuffs, ropes, masks and whips during sex and now I have become a bdsm-pornstar on Youporn. At first I wasn't sure how I felt about this. But a couple of weeks ago I made it to the top 100. For the first time in my life I felt proud. It saddens me that I can't tell anyone about this major accomplishment. The only recognition and support I get is from my manager and coworkers. Hell, I figured out my crush doesn't even like this kind of performances. Therefore I will never be able to show him the only skills I got. Anyway, y'all can't stop me, one day I will become Mater Dominatrix of Youporn. Peace out, a KUL law student.

Mensen die zeggen dat pissen in de zee vies is vind ik zo belachelijk, vissen schijten geen cupcakes hoor.

What if French was still the language of our university? Then Nick de flik would be called Nique la police.

I'm basically like an iPhone, I lose energy without doing anything.

Sometimes, I really don't snap the balls of it.

That moment during the blok when your friends start liking old Facebook statuses and hell breaks loose.

I wish college was like Blue Mountain State.

I was baptized in October. My hair still smells like garlic every time I wash it.

I sometimes ride the bus just to motivate myself to study hard so I don't end up like those intellectually challenged travelers who are overly represented there.

I sometimes ride my bike in the Muntstraat, even though I know that it's forbidden.

I sometimes masturbate while looking at myself in the mirror. I don't even close my eyes when I am actually coming.

I sometimes dream to drop out of the university and assemble a team to rob banks with.