Eating my ristorante "quattro stagioni" pizza from dr. Oetker ® I began wondering about the concept. Where's winter? Wich season is salami? When mushrooms are autumn and spinach is summer, tuna must be spring and salami must be winter. It did not make sense to me. I went further thinking, if you buy it on the equator, you should only get 2 toppings, if you buy one across the arctic circle, half a margherita would be representative. Had a great time. Back to quantum mechanics.

We should introduce this in Leuven: http://youtu.be/ggPcmKV5a68

The outside temperature reflects my level of motivation.

This is gonna take forever
and it's gonna go down in flames
I will tell you when it's over
if the scores were worth the pain
got a long list of examens
they drive me so insane
use my pen for a blank space, baby
to fill in my name.

I love the bunny of the homeless man op de oude markt. #hessofluffyImgonnadie

I accidentally matched with my sister on Tinder.

I hate it when all the c's in mijne kursus are k's when they really shouldn't, but it happens konstant.

Remember those days you only texted your friends when it was needed...
During de blok it's like "I'm eating pizza" followed by a picture of your pizza, you eating the pizza and you with a sad face when you're done eating your pizza.

During my exam of dynamics in VHI, I almost rage-quitted because of the fucking schuine tafels. How can you even make an exam when your formulary, calculator and pens are falling on the ground every 5 secs? Who even invented these tables and what did they think? 'Hey, my name is D. Ouchebag and let's drive every student mad so the profs can have some fun too. Oh yeah, also don't forget to make it small enough so an A4 wouldn't fit.'

Today I cheated on my girlfriend, used my left hand instead of the right. #sorrynotsorry #feelslikesomeoneelseisdoingit

I prefer eating pussy over giving blowjobs... And I'm a guy!

There are so many people that developed a crush on someone just by sitting with them in Agora. So many potential relationships. So many sad stories. There should be an AgoraTinder.

Just for a second I thought I'd seen the old version of Bilbo Baggins in Agora this afternoon, unfortunately it was just Rik Torfs.

The awkward moment when your best friend says she's in love with you, and you say you're too. Then she says it was for to zeveren...

I love it when I have to go to the bathroom on an exam and those assistants have to walk with you. It's like having your own servant. #grabmeacoffee #kneelforme