Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for 2
Had sex with my girl while watching pokemon, I think I'm doing university right. #winning
In response to #2687: it's called "making love", not "making confituur"...
Having sex with a woman while she's on her period is like driving your velo through the rain. It's not that pleasant at all but you put on a frak and you still go for it when it's necessary!
it’s a metaphor, see: you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to do its teaching.
I discovered anal masturbation before normal masturbation.
I cried after the last episode of How I Met Your Mother.
After getting absolutely wasted at HdR, I ate an entire strip of birthcontrol pills, then drunkenly called my best friend 11 times because I thought I was going to overdose and die.
After my breast reduction surgery, I thought I would lose some pounds. But after partying the whole semester, I am fatter than ever before!
After a day of hard studying at the library or agora I cycle as fast as possible to home to check porn.
De politie en het parket van Leuven vragen u om uit te kijken naar mijn concentratie. Mijn concentratie wordt sinds zaterdag 24 Januari vermist. Deze werd het laatst aangetroffen omstreeks 14 uur aan mijn bureau. Mijn concentratie verliet dan het ouderlijk huis en is sindsdien vermist. Mijn concentratie is niet gevaarlijk, ongewapend en is vermoedelijk al opweg richting de Franse Alpen.
Heeft u mijn concentratie gezien of weet u waar hij verblijft, gelieve dan contact op te nemen met de politie via het gratis nummer.
The only thing I regret during the blok is that I can't watch 'Familie' at 8 pm...
Yes, the version of me that aces every exam does exist.
But only in Meinong's jungle.
I think all the guys of sportkot have big penises.