KU Leuven Confessions : #2705
Posted on 27 January 2015 at 10:17Red Bull just doesn't taste the same without vodka...
KU Leuven Confessions : #2704
Posted on 27 January 2015 at 10:17The fatter I get the more I can eat. So who's the real winner here?
KU Leuven Confessions : #2703
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 20:53Last week, I finished showering and noticed I forgot to bring a towel. I might have been the fastest man alive for a short amount of time while getting back to my kot naked.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2702
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 20:51How is it even possible that Bart is better at ironing than Lisa? Is there something Bart hasn't told us yet? And why would Lisa make better playlists? She probably listens to Lady Gaga and One Direction and that sort of garbage! And this is only the first chapter...
KU Leuven Confessions : #2701
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 20:50Dishes are done, cleaned my room, did my laundry. You know what that means? Exam tomorrow...
KU Leuven Confessions : #2700
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 14:32One night, I peed in the Coffee machine at the Pauscollege. Best breakfast ever.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2699
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 14:32Once I tried to sneak out after an awkward one night stand. Got locked in the bicycle shed without my cell phone instead.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2698
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 14:31My parents think I have never earned a penny in my life and consider me lazy for spending a lot of time behind my computer. The truth is that I own an online sexshop that they know nothing about. The past 2 years, I have almost earned more than what they earned together.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2697
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 14:30My friend gave me his cellphone and said it's my dad. I answered: "Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cellphone! I took it and threw it on the ground!"
KU Leuven Confessions : #2696
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 14:28I'm so lonely even Roy Orbison wouldn't understand my loneliness.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2695
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 09:45I just spent 10 minutes laughing with some of the wifi-names people have around here: Pretty-fly-for-a-wifi (my personal favourite), DoraTheInternetExplora, Getyourownwifibitch. #blokhumor
KU Leuven Confessions : #2694
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 09:45Australia has its own day.. why don't we have a Belgiumday? It would be filled with fries, beer, waffles and chocolate.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2693
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 09:44Most valuable person of the day: the guy who installed the new water dispenser in Ebib!
KU Leuven Confessions : #2692
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 08:01When you take a sip or smell a certain type of liquor and it reminds you of that time you almost died
KU Leuven Confessions : #2691
Posted on 26 January 2015 at 08:00Coming to class just reminds me why I never come to class.
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