The number of apps on my phone has doubled since the start of den blok.
I have never eaten a BigMac in my life.
As a 21-year old male virgin, I often ask myself if girls can appreciate this or prefer a much more experienced sex partner.
Tonight, I went to three different night shops in order to not make my drinking habits too embarrassing.
As a police officer in Leuven, I hate law students. Those fucking smartasses always have an explanation for everything.
after many failed attempts I finally managed to gather the courage to taste my own cum, I was expecting it to taste real bad... But it actually tasted like nothing. Should I be happy or worried?
I like my women the same way as I like my coffee: without a penis.
Today, I got a new iCopter highscore of 8708.
So I've got that going for me, which is nice
If I suddenly disappear: You can find me at the mental hospital. Cause of illness: Kotnet.
I think people with a tandvleeslach are scary.
#keepyourgumsin
So our professors have a bachelor degree, master degree and a PhD, supposedly the smartest people of our society, but when they have to open a powerpoint presentation, suddenly they go full retard and have to call some IT dude... But class starts 10 min later, which is nice.
I ran out of deo mid application and the store didn't have the same scent. Now I smell like chocolate left and like sports right, I don't know who I am anymore. I might be bi-scentual.
Mutliple choice exams: 'the aha erlebnis is my BFF'.