Broertje (11): Die kleuren van die foeffen zijn mooi.
Ik: Die kleuren van die wa?!
Broertje: Van zo'n foef.
Ik: Gij weet toch wat een foef is?
Broertje: Ja, dat is ne zitzak.
Broer (16): Ja, ik vind de blauwe foef het schoonst.

I think I'm severely allergic to mornings. Anything happening before 12u, fuck that shit.

He got a PhD but still writes 'bioskoop' WITH A FUCKING K.

To the guys who never posted my confessions
However this page taught me some good lessons
Always made me laugh, sometimes even cry
at the end of a wasted day always asking myself why?
Nothing could stop you guys from posting confessions every fucking day
often wondering if more than half of the male students in Leuven are gay
Kings or gods that's what you guys are,
It's that kind of people we'll need during war
So thank you guys for making our blok less hard, and showing that our university is filled with oversexed retards

PS: in KUL confessions we trust,
if I don't pass I expect you guys back in August

Die nieuwe snapchat-update is dikke zeik. Hoe weet ik nu of ik iemand harder moet stalken als ik nie meer kan zien of ik in zijn top 3 sta of nie.

Smeagol is freeeeee.

I wonder if SOS BLOK also offers hot guys who come over to have sex without the whole flirting part because I haven't got time for that right now #standingbutterhorny

Once upon a time there was a student who went to class... best fairytale ever!

Nathalie Meskens has ferme bollen!

Im not allowed to poop in the library toilets anymore because I make too much noise.

That moment when the speed, at which you are forgetting your course, is higher than the actual speed at which you are studying.

Next time 'Temptation Island' is back on TV, I volunteer as a tribute.

The 4 best Pokémon moves are respectively":
- Sleeping powder
- Harden
- Pound
- Splash

I get extremely pissed when a piece of chocolate eats one of my chocolate bombs in Candy Crush.

The moment you read that confession about a burgie that complains about wijsbegeerte.