KU Leuven Confessions : #2754
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 16:03They say jesus survived 40 days in the desert... I survived 50 days in the agora, where it is even warmer and 10 times as boring!! WHERE IS MY FUCKING NEW TESTAMENT?
KU Leuven Confessions : #2753
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 16:02If there's one thing I get very ambetant from, it's definitely the stupid fictitious situations from Markten & Prijzen: In Honduragua bla bla... What fucktard comes up with these things?
KU Leuven Confessions : #2752
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 16:01If girls are like oscars, then I'm Leonardo Di Caprio.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2751
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 16:00I hate all those "ik ben geslaagd" statussen on facebook... aaaaaaargh!
KU Leuven Confessions : #2749
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 12:59I might have failed all my exams this semester but the length of my penis is way above average according to Marcel Vanthilt so I've got that going for me...
KU Leuven Confessions : #2748
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 12:55I think someone put Pritt on my bed because I can't get up....
KU Leuven Confessions : #2747
Posted on 29 January 2015 at 12:54Procrastination is like masturbation, it feels good while doing it, but afterwards, you realized you totally just fucked yourself.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2746
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:53I hate it how parents mix up the names of their children after 21 years of living together.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2745
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:43I think we should try to build the Sagrada Familia with empty cans of nalu in the library!
KU Leuven Confessions : #2744
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:35Watching Prison Break gives me more stress than all the exams I've ever made in my life.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2743
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:33I'm reading these confessions
while playing with my klitje
Tomorrow I have exam,
But klitje weet dat nitje
She is only enjoying
The playing with her head...
I think that after this
I'm just going to bed.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2742
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:26I have become more muscular during the exams
at 1 arm.
KU Leuven Confessions : #2741
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:19Het is bijna vakantie
Maar dat is geen garantie
Voor zorgeloos jolijt
Na al die studievlijt
En hoge caffeïneperformantie
Dan volgt vaak dat brokje spijt
Want na al dat pintelieren
En zwijnerig spazieren
Nu in voltooid verleden tijd
Voelen we vaak geenszins profijt
Stort je dus maar in de geestrijke bieren
En je herexamenverdriet in de vergetelheid
Prosit!
KU Leuven Confessions : #2740
Posted on 28 January 2015 at 19:17I still don't know how to get to Charleroi airport.
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