My crush just posted a new selfie. I need to find a new crush...

So acco sent me a mail today.
They said my book I ordered was ready.
I ordered it on the 21st of september...

2767. Gezien de hoeveelheid Tinder gerelateerde confessions zien we het als onze burgerplicht dit te delen.

As an economy student I watched 'The Wolf Of Wall Street' thinking that that was going to be my future. I actually liked it, I hated the end though.

Anyone else also cried after the 9th episode of the third season of Game of Thrones?

I was afraid I was pregnant because I was feeling swollen. Nope, turns out I'm just getting fat.

2763. TOP 10 CONFESSIONS VOLGENS AANTAL LIKES:

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I get both scared and enraged by Tumblr feminists.

I am an engineer, and I think of sex with the girls in the aula at least six times a day.

I always look back at my shit to see how big it is before I flush the toilet.

I always forget where I parked my bike at the station. #diefietsestallingishopeloos

Had je tien miljoen wat zou jij dan doen? Stoppen met leren en een dutje doen!

2757. Happy end of the blok, now go and do some comazuipen.

That feeling when you finish your last exam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLCEUpIg8rE

One minute of silence for the people who have an inhaalexamen during the lesvrije week.

SO HOLD YOUR FUCKING MUIL ABOUT FEESTEN AND KAPOTZUIPEN!