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KU Leuven Confessions : #2830

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 16:42

Als ik in de rij aan de kassa bij de ACCO aan het wachten ben denk ik altijd "ging dat geld allemaal maar rechtstreeks naar mijn bankrekening".

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2829

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 16:39

Writing in your motivationletter for Erasmus that you want to go for "the excellent university" in god knows where, but all you want to do is poep a bit int buitenland, and have a semester vacation.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2828

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 16:37

Taking a shit feels so good because you're in fact stroking your own prostate. (Wednesday thoughts)

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2827

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 16:35

Now that UA has its own porn movie. I think we (students of Leuven) should make our own movie. First casting crew day scheduled on the first of march, at the agora!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2826

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 16:33

I always save my own snaps. Just because I'm fucking hilarious.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2825

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 09:34

Prof Kuppens has the best collection of shirts possible on this planet.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2824

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 09:28

I only just discovered where the middle-east is. I had no clue.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2823

Posted on 18 February 2015 at 09:19

Everytime I smell weed I yell: "Drugs, druuuugs, red de kinderen, druuuuuuuuuuuugs!".

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2822

Posted on 16 February 2015 at 15:04

On our first date, I had put some topics to talk about in my phone before I left. More than four years later, we're still a couple...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2821

Posted on 16 February 2015 at 14:59

This valentine's day I had sex in a youth club. I could have tapped a beer while my boyfriend tapped me. He did not want that though, because he still had to drive me home. He's so responsible...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2820

Posted on 15 February 2015 at 20:01

Taking the pill feels like counting down to my next period.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2819

Posted on 15 February 2015 at 20:01

The only mails that I receive are mails like:
"Pizza.be thanks you for ordering..." - Pizza.be
"Can you print this?" - Mom
"Steve01 wants to talk to you..." - SPAM Elitedating.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2818

Posted on 15 February 2015 at 20:00

Please don't wear onesies to go clubbing or I will put you in a cage.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2817

Posted on 15 February 2015 at 19:59

I use the NMBS app to search for which bus I need to take because the one from De Lijn is shit.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2816

Posted on 15 February 2015 at 19:59

My mom cleaned my room today, she left me some durex lubricant on my nightstand.




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