Als ik in de rij aan de kassa bij de ACCO aan het wachten ben denk ik altijd "ging dat geld allemaal maar rechtstreeks naar mijn bankrekening".
Writing in your motivationletter for Erasmus that you want to go for "the excellent university" in god knows where, but all you want to do is poep a bit int buitenland, and have a semester vacation.
Taking a shit feels so good because you're in fact stroking your own prostate. (Wednesday thoughts)
Now that UA has its own porn movie. I think we (students of Leuven) should make our own movie. First casting crew day scheduled on the first of march, at the agora!
I always save my own snaps. Just because I'm fucking hilarious.
Prof Kuppens has the best collection of shirts possible on this planet.
I only just discovered where the middle-east is. I had no clue.
Everytime I smell weed I yell: "Drugs, druuuugs, red de kinderen, druuuuuuuuuuuugs!".
On our first date, I had put some topics to talk about in my phone before I left. More than four years later, we're still a couple...
This valentine's day I had sex in a youth club. I could have tapped a beer while my boyfriend tapped me. He did not want that though, because he still had to drive me home. He's so responsible...
Taking the pill feels like counting down to my next period.
The only mails that I receive are mails like:
"Pizza.be thanks you for ordering..." - Pizza.be
"Can you print this?" - Mom
"Steve01 wants to talk to you..." - SPAM Elitedating.
Please don't wear onesies to go clubbing or I will put you in a cage.
I use the NMBS app to search for which bus I need to take because the one from De Lijn is shit.
My mom cleaned my room today, she left me some durex lubricant on my nightstand.