I picked up about 100 of the free condoms that were laying at the Carrefour pay desk. Too bad they turned out to be Frisk mints.

I realised today that the most difficult part of mechanical engineering is copying the drawings of prof Vandepitte on your sheet of paper... #rulersareoverrated

No more:"" blue velvet tonight"", I tought we had something special!

So I just got over my first meaningful relationship, which taught me that there's nothing more rewarding in life than having someone who truly loves you... And to be perfectly honest, all I want right now is a metric fuckton of alcohol and an experienced girl to fuck the brains out of, no strings attached.

I played RuneScape for 45 hours this weekend, because all XP was doubled. I regret nothing.

In fakbar Letteren, vallen wel wa jonge duifkes te schieten, jammer genoeg enkel knappe eerstejaarkes. #nopedo

If I get arthritis in my hands when I'm old, I'll blame Tinder.

Prof. Kuppens' voice reminds me of Jeroen Meus'. It's soothing.

Ik snap het echt niet! Ik ben vrijwel naar alle openlesdagen geweest in alle Vlaamse universiteiten maar ik heb Lowie, Jana en Olivia van het televisieprogramma Thuis nergens gezien. Ben ik nu bedrogen? :(

#die.deden.toch.unief

Today I stole an applesap in the moete by accident. I have never felt this guilty.

Since I watched fifty shades of grey, I can't stop imagining Rik Torfs with a peacock feather and a whip. If I could ever have an oral exam of this man, my life would be complete.

Ik vind dat er in Fakbar Letteren veel meer knappe mannen dan knappe vrouwen rondlopen. #nohomo #notevenbicurious

I wonder who those boys of 'moeder cara' are.

Is it just me or are all those thesis subjects boring as hell. I have worked so hard to get here yet I have no idea what I want to do with my life.

Not sorry for stealing your shotjesglazen, Pavlov.