I'm studying in Letteren right now and my crush keeps staring at me. Maybe there's something wrong with my face.

Ik heb enorm veel schrik om hier in leuven naar de bib te gaan. Zoveel beoordelende ogen. Je kan wel stellen dat ik lijd aan agorafobie.

Whenever I eat or buy a melon, I say it in Gandalf's voice.

I hate the spam from the people of AFC. Stop bothering me with 'projects interesting for my career', I just want to drink myself a stuk in my feet in Leuven.

Het hele pak leegeten, want ze weggooien is minder moeite dan ze in de kast steken #lazyandfat

So the insides of my legs were sore because I decided to use some machine at the gym I don't normally use (Adductor Magnus is the muscle, I think) and today it started to ache really bad so I asked moederlief for some cream that relieves the soreness. She had a cream that worked vasodilatating (relaxing veins) that included a component Capsaicin (chemical that gives peppers their spiciness). So the dumbass that I am, I decided this morning to wear loose hanging boxershorts, which in turn, makes it possible that my nutsack can touch the insides of my legs... Needless to say, I've been sitting at my desk for the past hour with a coldpack between my legs to relieve the heat off of my balls. #MetMijnStudiesHadIkHetKunnenWeten

I had my ass signed by the stripper from VTK's kanweek party last weekend and I still haven't washed it. Not planning to either.

How am I supposed to forget my ex when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of him, like garbage cans and dog shit.

I am a first year burgie student, and I fear that I have become even more socially awkward after this first semester!

I am 21 and I've never seen porn in my life.

Every time during philosophy, prof. Van Bortel reminds me of a carrot.

Capri sun is my survival drink.

Am I the only one who masturbates to the facebookprofiles of friends of the other gender?

After a few beers, I start to make weird noises in order to get the attention from hot young women. Since I'm a huge fan of Steel Panther, my friends started to call me de "Metalvogel". I have never admitted this to anyone, but I really do love that nickname.

Alleen jammer van de zanger af en toe. #festivalTD.