Ik die dacht dat alles what happens in den Ambi, stays in den Ambi. Niet dus...

I decided to install ColdTurkey 10 seconds ago; managed to bypass it 9 seconds ago. This semester is fucked.

Hee waar is het warme water
Op op alles is op
Ik word hier gek vroeger of later
Op op alles is op
Maar waar is de wifi dan?
Op op alles is op
Mijn kotbaas is een charlatan
Op op alles is op.

Today I skipped class to stare at an unbelievably gorgeous bartender. I regret nothing.

On tinder I swipe every girl to the left... So for once, I can be the one who rejects...

Welcome in de feel mobiel

It’s my first time in agora, it’s my fourth year in Leuven. I’m in one of the silent study rooms… pretty exciting: so many smart people together, what are they studying, who of them will become famous for what they will achieve in life… I wonder… so many beautiful people together, that hot guy sitting next to the door, the girl in front of me playing with her hair, people walking in and out those doors all the time… I should come here more often, it’s inspiring. I just don’t get how people can actually study in here. And my time is up, lesson starts in 20 minutes. I’ll come back agora, not for studying though.

Ultieme schooier truc: in den Alma stiekem een vuil bord nemen en 3x achter frieten gaan.

Hoe genant zou het zijn als je dankzij een niet-zo-beperkte hoeveelheid alcohol je blaascontrole verliest... valt wel mee hé? Geloof mij, het is 10 keer erger als dat gebeurt bij een one-night-stand op de ander z'n kot.

Schuren met mijn lesbische vriendin is het dichste bij seks dat ik ooit gekomen ben!

I think I'm in love with my fuckbuddy. So I guess you could say that I'm fucked..

I always delete facebook friends on their birthday. Its the only day I see their faces and wonder who those f*cking people are. #sorrynotsorry

Please do not bring a laptop that has a ventilator that blows like a haardroger in de bib.

I am afraid of asking girls out because I am black. Girls, am I being foolish?

No I don't want to fill out your 'online studentenbevraging'!

Two days ago, I combined a date with a visit to a stripclub. The date was with one of my best friends' crush...