Gisteren ben ik bij een meisje op kot geweest om te studeren, iets te eten en erna "een filmpje te zien"... Heb zelfs helpen afwassen om zo de goden gunstig te stemmen ivm het verloop van de "filmsessie"... Stomme afwas, ze had hem beter zelf gedaan! #ikkomwelvanverèh #hoekuntgenuinslaapvallen
I'm a third year law student and I still have no idea what "juncto" means. At this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
The toilet at my place was clogged and I really needed to go so I shat in a bucket.
I peed in the water reservoir of the jet engine, so my pee will be over the entire arenberg campus very soon.
That awkward moment when your six years younger sister wears sexier lingerie than you...
Easter vacation is 'den blok' so will there be a lot of new confessions again?
2943. https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.673589959413306.1073741962.198196246952682&type=1
"So majestic, much wow, such fab.

Die broskop achter den toog bij alegria ziet eruit als een fucking rus. Da's echt de man
Eden Hazard zijn kont is zo lekker...
The awkward moment wanneer je uw vader tegen komt in de seksshop... #spankyspanky
I throw away my mothers 'Tupperwarepottekes' when I'm too lazy to do my dishes.
Born to be alive is niet van village people maar van Patrick HER-NAN-DEZ.
Yesterday, I was drunk and had gay webcam sex. I'm a straight boy (or am I not?).
After my boyfriend and I split up, we organised a 'break-up' week to do all the things we still wanted to do together, including lots of break-up sex...