When I'm too drunk to do some kotsing myself, my boyfriend sticks his fingers down my throat to help me out. #samenuitsamenthuis
I caught myself blowing my crèmeke 2 times because it was too cold.
It’s true what they say: ‘Once you go black, you never go back.’ I’ve been eating dark chocolate paaseikes for days now…
"De boog kan niet altijd gespannen staan" geeft de toestand van mijne blok heel mooi weer.
Too much blood in my caffeine system.
I see myself as a heterosexual guy but I have a little crush on Jani Kazaltzis.
I think of every uitvlucht so that I don't have to study. I am even vrijwillig my room aant kuisen...
I handle my problems the same way I study for tests. I don't.
I downloaded a list of pornstars from 9gag, and my goal is to have watched every one of them by the end of de paasvakantie. Also, in case you didn't notice: I'm single and ready to mingle!
After one day of studying, I only made a planningske. And I already fucked it up.
"I'm completely over her." I say, as I check her Instagram and Facebook like -what- 300 times a day. #EhDokterAmputeerIsDieGevoelens
Mijn hond eet liever kak dan kroketten.
The moment you've studied all night long for a test and you get less than you statistically get by randomly guessing.
I didn't know what pain was until I stepped on a legoblokske the other day.