Boyfriend? What is that? Food?

In winkels gebruiken ze tegen diefstal speciale stickers die een alarm doen afgaan als je door het poortje wandelt bij het buitengaan. Als je iets koopt verwijderen ze die sticker of maken ze die onschadelijk. Ik ben via via aan zo'n stickers geraakt en heb die verstopt in elke handtas en portefeuille van mijn zus. Dus elke keer als ze gaat winkelen gaat dat alarm af #EvilBrother #PaniekerigeIkHebNiksGestolen

My life sucks.. I barely have any friends, they all think I'm crazy.
I do have one 'best' friend but he is mental..

I have a job, but it sucks and has an awful pay, but I can't ask for a raise or my boss would cut my salary even more.
The people I work with hate me and would rather see me die.

I also can't do shit, I tried to get my driver license for like 20 times. I keep failing, which forces me to take classes where the teacher also hates me..
Besides that, I just do stupid things with my one friend.

But the worst part is.. I live in a pineapple under the sea..

There is a guy playing the guitar and singing a spanish song in one of the students flats in my street, I'm up for a private concert and we can see where things go..

I get very irritated whenever I need to register an account at KU Leuven:
""Please choose a password""
ball
""Sorry, your password is too short""
baskteball
""Sorry, your password is in the dictionary, please choose another password""
basketballzz
""Sorrry, your password must contain at least 1 digit""
1basketballzz
""Sorry, your password must contain at least 1 captial letter""
1FUCKINGBASKETBALLZZ
""Sorry your password can't fully consist of capital letters""
1FuckingBasketballzz
""Sorry, your password is already in use"".

Ik haat het als de frontcamera nog op staat als ik Snapchat open. Veel te confronterend...

I planted a tree today and also a frambozenstruikske. Als mijn studies mislukken, dan ga ik tuinieren met Bartel.
#dasgoeddaseenvoudig #hellomarcelleke

After studying for weeks now in Arenberg I'm still hoping to spot a hot guy but all I see are engineers and lelijke wijven." #disappointment

Ik droomde vannacht dat de volgende vier episodes ook waren gelekt. Ik ben nog nooit zo slecht wakker geworden. #GoT #washetmaarzo

Am I the only one that's hoping that the new BigSplash T-shirts are white?

Am I the only guy that considers massive likes and over 1000 friends on FB as a turn-off when getting to know a girl? Because in those conditions there's like a 90% chance that that girl is a giant attentionwhore, and I ain't want any of that shit.

Am I the only one who thinks that there should be an Underground music (DnB, Dubstep, Hiphop, Jungle, Trap, House) bar in Leuven?

This morning, I scratched my butt with the end of my pen. An hour later I found myself with said pen in my mouth. I gave myself the day off.

What's the bloody point of being here? Working all day to build something that will be gone a few minutes after you die, trying to maintain friendships that are doomed to fail? People tell you that you are the one, a little later they throw you away like a piece of garbage. People tell you that you are their best friend, but they forget to tell that it only counts when they need you, backstabbing you when they are alright. In the end, you are all alone... Tell me, what's the point fighting?

@3040:
I watch House MD when I don't see it sitting anymore. #medicalstudent #knowthefeelingbro