I don't mind people checking their facebook during class but don't plan your f*cking holiday.

And I would code 500 lines and I would code 500 more, just to C the man who codes along with you.

I don’t want to write, write my paper no more
I’ll never do something as boring though
The feeling is bad the feeling is bad

I love my major so bad
Oh but I don’t want to have bad grades
Sometimes I think it’s insanity, Uni, the way I go

With the exams around the corner
Not to mention all the deadlines
Oh there’s so much to do
Oh look I’m procrastinating still

I don’t want to study, study Uni no more
I’ll never do something as boring though
The feeling is bad the feeling is bad

Uni now the semester is over for me, I’ll be on my way
Now that the things I have to study, are there still
I know it’s only procrastination, Uni but I won’t look back
Even though I feel the panic, Uni that is that.

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

One’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean.

Ik heb nog nooit een lief gehad, maar vandaag is er een vrij knappe jongen naast mij op de bus komen zitten. #zijnbeentegenmijnbeen #genoegennemenmetdekleinedingen

Everytime, when I play the game Mahjong and when it suddenly stops because there are no more moves detected, I feel stupid because I never can finish the game 'till the end , and then I go like " Maaah-jong toch".

Everytime I see Prof. Van Mechelen.. Can't be unseen!

I just failed at making soup.

Every night I have to take an allergy pill. Some night I got a one night stand and told her it was an aids pill. Bitches don't like jokes. Didn't have sex.

Does anyone know when they reload nalu in the Agora?

Ik vind toch wel dat die ene achter de toog van de alegria een poes is. #enigeredendatiknaardaarga #noshame #lekkerlekkerlekker

To all the girls with the big ass handbags on the dancefloor. What are you doing? What's in there, a change of clothes or something? Just go home, you guys are only wasting space. #CannotHandleThisShit

Als ik mij verveel lees ik altijd de reacties op artikelen van hln.be. Nooit gedacht dat er zoveel randdebielen in België wonen. #retards

The guy who invented Vakantieblaadjes ruined my childhood.

Ooit opgemerkt hoe tijd sneller lijkt te gaan wanneer je goed gedronken hebt? Ik noem het: De relativikwijtstheorie.