I am thinking of getting a second facebookaccount to react on ( my own) confessions to remain anonymous. Oops.

Even though I am straight, I am really curious what it would be like to have sex with a girl. Where do I find a girl who is down for that?

Een meisje wilde tussen mijn tafeltje en het hare gaan, maar ze stonden redelijk dicht op elkaar. Vriendelijk als ik ben verplaatste ik mijn tafeltje zodat ze gemakkelijk door kon. Vind ik haar blijkbaar te dik?! #VROUWENLOGICA

During the blok I might as well make my ex-girlfriend's facebook profile my homepage. #notahealthywaytodealwiththings #piemelpauze

During the blok I look so horrible that I don't want to open the door when someone rings the doorbell unexpectedly.

Don't judge me.
If you're reading this, you're not studying either.

As a male, i have a dildo at my kot. Whenever i take home a random girl, i please her with it. (Most of the time they don't ask any questions why I have one, which is a mystery on its own). And I never clean it afterwards. I call it the disease stick.

A friend of mine went down on his girlfriend two weeks after she had an abortion (even though the doctor said they couldn't be intimate for a month or so). As he was going to town on her, he started tasting a nickel-y fluid, which he thought nothing more of. All of a sudden, he felt a chunk enter his mouth, and, not knowing what to do, he swallowed it.

Soon after, he realized he probably swallowed a piece of the fetus, and called me. Him and his gf broke up soon afterwards.

A friend of mine tried to cook spinach without using any water. He's a medicine student, I feel sorry for his future patients.

My ex watches 'Familie'.
I started watching 'Thuis' as revenge.

Is het oke dat ik gouden ringen steel van mijn demente oma? Ze weet hier toch niets van..

Finally I can use piemelpauze in the right context again!

Bij 500 likes breng ik GANZ naar Leuven.

(Mannen met een onzeker initiatief op zoek naar dat laatste duwtje dat hun actie steunt.)
@GANZ

Aaah, de geur van koffiepis tijdens de blok.

I watch Guy Code to understand boys better.