After a crazy night out, the Leuven police have my contact info, fingerprints and completely shitfaced mugshot, #noregrets.

Blok is:
When you accidentally fold a corner of a book page and have to suppress the urge to pick up that origami thing you tried once but now realize would totally have made a great and profitable hobby and be better than what I'm doing now and... Crap, been staring at a page for ten minutes again.

A few weeks ago I went out with some friends. When we were close to getting (very) drunk we had this great idea to visit the PDS.
I knew that the PDS was always open until late.
The next thing I know was that I woke up during a lesson of Law (because of the articles in the powerpoints I guess) and had no idea how and when I got there. Happily for me I fell asleep on the last row so (hopefully) nobody saw me back there because I was totally disorientated when I woke up.
Never again I say captain.

If you print your powerpoints with one slide on every page I think it's safe to assume that you're a f*ckin' birdbrain, mate.

Make adjustments, go get it energized!

I once had sex with my boyfriend 3 times in one day. The day after that, I had spierpijn in my glutes (bilspieren). I didn't dare to tell him. #genant #conditienul

Ik heb twee Facebookaccounts, waarvan ik het account onder valse naam gewoon gebruik om te reageren op confessions, artikels, reacties op HLN etc.

I've been sitting on the floor on my bathrobe in my underwear with a towel on my head for over an hour because I don't want to make my take-home exam.

That's a lot of disturbing shit to read before lunchtime. I think I even puked a little in my mouth. Thanks confessions!

Ik heb een relatie met mijn professor en vandaag noemde hij mij per ongeluk 'schatteke' in de aula. #genant #Ikzegniwelkeprof

I've got the feeling that whenever you say something good about the admins, they post your confession.
I think they are awesome by the way.

I secretly enjoy the fact I can fry French fries in my oily hair during the blok period, because I postpone washing it for like 5 days or even more. #thenwhatwhenJohnnyDeppwillknockatmydoor?!

I once got a blowjob from a girl at a homeparty in a private room. After I was done and we were back at the party, my friend asked if he could make out with her, because he wanted a girl so badly and she was very drunk and obviously would kiss anybody at that moment. I said 'sure, do your thing pal' and he started caressing that tongue like I had never seen before. He still doesn't know that he was actually tasting my dick.

I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower.

...It feels good to come clean.

I hate 'How I Met Your Mother' and 'Friends'.