Today in the library, I held the door from the boys bathroom open for a girl. She of course looked very confused and when I realized my mistake I just awkwardly closed the door without breaking eye contact. I hope I don't see her again anytime soon #feelingstupid

Yesterday I was talking to my crush on facebook. As usual when she got bored and the conversation ended I started typing things without sending them. Because I am a pussy. It's a symbolic thing. When I accidentally hit send my world got 'crushed'. I made a word up for this, so I have that going for me, which is nice. I call it a freudian typ.

Ik ben van Aziatische origine en stiekem zoek ik nog een zwarte kameraad om te gaan feesten. Zodat we samen eens een ""rush hour""-openingszin op de meisjes kunnen testen. Will you be the Chris Tucker to my Jackie Chan?

When I watch all those Worldwide Live snaps it makes me realize how much I wish I could go there on Erasmus.
#WannawatchUSAgames

Die nieuwe praeses van ekonomika.. Da's toch wel ne knappe #kleinecrush

Bij 1000 likes geeft VRG in ""HdR"" twee gratis vaten op 26 juni 2015.

Blokken = controleren op gespleten haarpuntjes!

Every pair of shoes I wear to go to the centrale bib, piepen as hell.

I think of myself as a decent and hardworking student, but I am only attracted to slutty skanks who have sex with someone else every night. #theforbiddenfruit

With my first paycheck from my studentsjob, I bought a subscription to Naughty America, Brazzers, Reality Kings, Bangbros, Mofos and PornPros.

If you're waiting for a sign, this is it.

Google streetview Margarethaplein 9, Leuven. Hope the dudes from Google laughed with the falling kid as much as I did.

I miss last year's World Cup.

Ik sta een uur eerder op om 40 minuten op voorhand in de les te zijn om de banken te verslepen voor de les begint om te zorgen dat de professor niet tot bij mij kan komen en ik de veiligste plaats heb. Enge prof..

Ik heb een match met mijn zus op tinder #tochmaarevenkijkenvooriknaarrechtsswipe