The day I have an exam, I get up so early that I need a second breakfast before I leave #hobbitstyle

Tijdens onze pauzes dansen mijn kotgenote en ik soms als twee marginalen in de keuken #onsnekeergoeuitleuven #tienminutenfeestje #omdathetkan #girlsjustwannahavefun

Ik sta aan de kassa in de Delhaize en sinds het begin van Happening wilt iedereen selfies met mij trekken
#stiekemvindikhetwellleuk #zekeralshetknappejongenszijn

To hell with the "confess KU Leuven-related secrets": you bags of man shaped misery only post the dumbest, most overrated shit, lame jokes gathered from all over the web and the stuff you know will get a lot of likes because it is Thuis/Famile-related and we all know eeeeveryone watches that shit. And don't even act like you're going to post this, because beside the fact that you have NO eye for comedy, you're also bunch of chicken shit, scaredy ass, inferiority complex fucking twats.

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Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is "One Two Three" and the other's name is "Un Deux Trois".

Who makes it across?

One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank...

Whenever I have a tough time, I take a badje. Badjes are the solution to everything.

Man man man, miserie miserie miserie.

Note to self: don't plan an exam on a Tuesday, that is, the day after Game of Thrones.

Ik wil gewoon 17 dagen in coma liggen en wakker worden op Rock Werchter. #IMSOEXCITED #ANDIJUSTCANTHIDEIT! #fokdeblok

Mijn beste vriendin en ik haten zoveel dat we overwegen een haatcafé te openen waar mensen dichter naar elkaar groeien door te ventileren over mensen en dingen die ze haten. #hatersgonnahate #wallofhate #haatpraatcafé

STOP ME ALLES TE POSTEN WE HEBBEN DE BOODSCHAP DOOR OKE?!

Mijn mama maakt tijdens de blok altijd super lekker eten. Alleen brengt ze het mij nooit. #mamadontlovemnomore

I can watch films and series all day and tell that's to sharpen my English for my exam in English. So I'll catch two flies at once.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.